Negative Results

"Um," said the Chief Prosecutor.

"Er," said the Assistant Chief Prosecutor.

"Uh," said the Assisatant to the Assistant Chief Prosecutor.

"You didn't find anything at all?"

"Well, mostly," said the Chief Prosecutor, "we found a lot of Doctor Who trivia."

"And Blake's 7 trivia," said the Assistant Chief Prosecutor.

"And Farscape trivia," said the Assistant to the Assistant Chief Prosecutor.

"And Star Trek trivia," added the Second Assistant Chief Prosecutor.

"Ugggggh," said Ragan, who had been rendered semi-conscious by all this intensive testing.

"Have you any conclusions to offer based on these findings?" asked the judge.

"Yes, your honor," said the Chief Prosecutor. "We believe this witness should also be put on trial."

"For what?!" gasped Astra, looking appalled.

"For writing Doctor Who related epsiodes." said the Chief Prosecutor.

"And Blake's 7," said the Second Assistant Chief Proescutor.

"And Farscape," said the Assistant to the Assistant Chief Prosecutor.

"And Star Trek," said the Assistant Chief Prosecutor.

1. "So be it," said the judge.
2. "Objection!" shouted Astra.
3. Suddenly, Lots went on a psychotic rampage.

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