Ass Blaster and the Poem

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 21709

Fred drowns his sorrow in a cup of mead at the local Pizza Hut. Literally a pizza hut. A hut made of pizzas, though they serve burritos. Burritos with jalepenos, to be precise. That evening he is stricken with the worse bloating of his life and his foul emissions fill the night air with their powerful bursts of methane gas. This gives him inspiration for his next poem, entitled:

‘Ass Blasta Masta’

It goes like this...

I blast ass fasta
Than the first ass blasta.
When I blast my ass fasta
It’s like a tsunami disasta
My ass blast fast cause I’m a fast ass blasta
I blast fast ass like a true ass blast masta
I blast ass fasta than the first ass masta

Once again, Fred shows it to his friends.

  1. They hate it.
  2. They really hate it.
  3. They really, really hate it.
  4. They might really, really, really hate it...but that doesn't matter. For there is...that's right, you got it...no option 4.
  5. They really, really, really, really hate it.
  6. They kind of like it a little.

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