The Evil Royal Conspiracy Engulfs Fred and Christina Aguilera

"Christina of Aqualaria?" Fred asked. "But what are you doing so far from your native kingdom?"

The maiden was unamused. "Look buster, I'm an American citizen, and if anything happens to me, you'll have George Bush to answer to!"

Fred shrugged and freed the maiden from the chains. "Surely you can at least tell me what happened to put you in such a predicament."

"Well, I was in my recording studio," Christina Aguilera mused "when suddenly this crazy old guy ran in and started yelling something about the Prophecy of the Dargon, and then there was this blinding light! Then I was here, and this guy who looked like he was from Star Trek was telling me I have something called ultimate G-ratio, and my power must be harnessed or something like that. And then you showed up."

"That's awful." Fred said. "You must be very brave, ma'am, to have lived through all that."

Suddenly a messenger arrived from the King. He said "Lord Fred, good work on slaughtering Belboz. But now I have another missive from the King - defeat Christina Aguilera! She is a danger to the entire world!"

"No way!" Fred said. "Christie's just a normal girl! She's not a threat to anyone!"

"Hrrmph. So you betray us." the messenger said. He pulled off his errand boy's cloak to reveal the armor of a Knight. "I am Lord K-Nig. I have been sent to reinforce the King's decree. The Destroyer must be sealed away. Fred, continue on your Quest to slay the Dragon. Forget you met me - and forget you ever met Christina Aguilera!"

Christina Aguilera gazed on in fear. Being a Knight, Fred of course wanted to obey royal orders more than anything. Yet he opened up his mouth and spoke "Never! I'll defend the girl until I can learn the truth about her for myself!"

"You've chosen foolishly." Lord K-Nig said, drawing his rune blade. "Velzar, Gorion, get them!"

At the opposing Knight's behest two burly goons burst from the shadows, making their way for Christina Aguilera. Fred realizes he's gonna have to "get funky" with his sword skills if he hopes to save the girl.

1. Bust a move.
2. Throw Project.
3. Get jiggy with it.

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