Skeleton

1. attacked Fred.
2. attacked Josh.
3. attacked Pickles.
4. did a little jig.
5. made rude body noises, which was odd, seeing as how it was a skeleton.
6. declared itself to be Josh Burbank, who had died trying to give mouth-to-mouth to a crazed, albino, sleeping panda.
7. exploded. Sir Josh was knocked out by the oddest head-butt of all time.
8. declared it's love for Fred.
9. declared it's love for Apple, the horse.
10. grew flesh. It was Astra, who had chosen an odd way to hide from her crazed father.

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