Fred Courts Ranma

It works! Ranma-chan appears, irresistibly drawn to the smell of the chocolates. Down falls the box, and Ranma is trapped. Fred runs over, giggling, "I caught me a girlfriend! Boy, that fortuneteller was way off! Love will be a painful ordeal for you, yeah right!"

It's oddly silent under the box, and Fred gets worried if Ranma is okay. He lifts up the box, saying "Are you okay, babe? It's allright, I'm here now..."

In the next moment Fred experiences more pain than he ever thought possible. It feels like every part of his body is being pummelled at the same time. Eventually Ranma gets done stomping on Fred, finishes the chocolates and walks off. Fred is left with three broken ribs, a minor skull fracture, and considerably less teeth.

"So, chocolates didn't work." Fred groans, sitting up and casting a healing spell on himself. "Love hurts!"

Yes, of all the cute, healthy, red-headed girls in the Northern Caves, Fred just had to pick Ranma-chan, a hot-tempered Chinese superhero who is actually a hetero guy. Yet Fred is no quitter, not by far! He decides to try again, this time using...

1. Jewelry.
2. Kittens.
3. Lingerie.
4. Donuts.

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