This Has Been a Test of the Emergency Discontinuity Service
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 21373
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At precisely 4:52 AM on October 17 of an unknown year, Mexican physicist
Jorge Luis Gonzalez decided to compile a list of what important
conservationists were doing when they heard of the slaying of the last
dragon in the wild. As there may not have been any physicists back then,
this was hard.
Bob the Barber is entertaining patrons of the local pub by telling stories with blatant continuity errors. Someone is getting rich taking bets on how long Bob will stay on any particular story line before switching. Captain Fogeno, trying to repair a hole in his ship, is hit by a torpedo. You come to a fork in the road. A large wooden sign indicates that the road to the left leads to the "Land of Milk and Honeys" in large black letters. A sign appearing to be hastily scrawled on cardboard and nailed to a wooden stake says "buttiful weomn and erotic plesur this way", indicating the path to the right. Do you take: Lord Cameron disappeared with an audible <pop> For three minutes and twenty-seven point eight six seconds nothing happened. This is believed to be the first recorded instance of nothing happening for longer than one minute. Giving in to pressure from equal rights groups, the Western Kingdoms votes to change its name to the Western Monarchies. Somewhere, a bat encounters a cheese and bacon sandwich. This has been a test of the Emergency Discontinuity Service. We now return you to your regular programming. The scene shows a man and a very naked woman. The man is Fred, the hero of the Never Ending Quest. The woman is the ravishing chestnut-haired Melissa. As her name ends in an A, it is more than likely that she is a princess. Then again, it doesn't start with A, so it's not exactly a given that she is one. There have been some unforeseen side effects of an author's rash decision to use the Emergency Discontinuity Service. Fred and Melissa are:
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