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Indeed, it was really that easy. Andrea picked up the Golden Dishcloth
of Righteousness. A glimmering shield came down from out of nowhere.
Despite never having seen it before, Andrea immediately recognized it as
the Holy Shield of Everything Admirable.
"Polish this shield with the Golden Dishcloth of Righteousness, Andrea de Croix," said a deep, booming voice. So Andrea polished the Holy Shield of Everything Admirable, and it glowed brighter and brighter as she kept polishing it with the Golden Dishcloth of Righteousness. "I have completed your quest!" yelled Andrea, when the shield looked positively immaculate. "But...I feel cheated. I mean, I only got through a few episodes and completed it by sheer luck." "Andrea de Croix," boomed the voice, "You are not yet ready for a long and arduous quest. That was merely a training quest. What did you learn from this quest, Andrea de Croix?" "I didn't think I learned that much." "No, Andrea de Croix, you learned several important questing skills. You learned to start your quest by looking in the most obvious place you could think of. You learned that, to one on a quest, no door is too impassable. You learned to always, always look through any pile of debris for anything that might be useful, no matter how insignificant it may appear. Those are three important lessons of questing, Andrea de Croix. Remember them well, for your outstanding performance has merited you a new Level Two Difficulty Quest." Andrea's new quest is to:
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