Yet Another Episode of 'Through the Keyhole'

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 21086

Without really knowing what has happened, Sirs Fred and Pikahcu find themselves in an unfamiliar house. After the initial shock has worn off they decide to explore their surroundings in an effort to find out where they are.

Just then a man walks in from the next room; he is tall with thinning dark hair and a pair of eye-glassess; he wears unfamiliar garb made of what appears to be finely woven grey wool.

Upon spotting the pair of Knights the man breaks into a knowing smile:

"Heull-EUUW theare" he says, in a strange accent, which sounds almost as if he had been brought up in neither one continent nor another, but somewhere in the middle - perhaps in the middle of a large body of water. "PleeeEzed to meaight you. Oi em Loyd Grewssman. Welcome to Threuww the Keihouwll"

"I am sorry Sir Loyd" Fred replies "but you speak in a strange tongue and I understand little of what you say".

"NAaow then", Loyd continues "Whoo would liiive in a hauuse loike thEiss?"

The answer to his question is not long in coming, for the three are suddenly confronted by the house's owner, namely

  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
  2. Sean Connery
  3. Ozzy Osbourne
  4. a sentient bucket of Cheeri-Os

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Eric Kantona

11/22/2004 3:53:09 AM

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