Fred's Arse-Dragon?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 20195
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Fred begins scratching his arse. It starts out as a small, superficial
itch, but as he scratches it, it becomes deeper, as if his flesh and
bones were itching... ...no, burning! Fred removes his greaves and
pants, then commences to furiously scratch his rump. Velus, confused
with the situation, simply stares at Fred whilst he tears away at his
bottom. Slowly, the skin on his arse begins to become lumpy. The small
lumps then expand into large bubbles, which then burst, releasing hot
steam. Then, from Fred's erupting butt-cheeks, there leaps a small, neon-
pink dragon with violet spots wearing a rainbow-plaid jacket. The butt-
lizard then breathes fire on Fred's steaming rear end, which with some
strange power, manages to actually heal it! The colon-creature then
cackles with content (Try saying that five times fast!)
"Well, I'm sure glad I'm out of there!" Naturally, Fred has no idea how to respond to this. He first decides to put his pants and greaves back on his body, and then stares, puzzled, at the dragon. "Oh, of course! How rude of me not to introduce myself," the colorful mini-dragon says, "I am Eufebajek, the friendly incarnate of the evil dragon you have slayed. I suppose this requires a bit of an explanation. Some dragons respond to urine when you kill them. Not always, but a good portion of the time, yes. If a dragon turns yellow, that means it was actually a cursed dragon. You see that big oaf? That was my cursed body. But you freed me! I am infinitely grateful. And as for all of the nasty things I did, well, I was cursed. It was quite against my will." Naturally, this all has come as a surprise to our hero, Fred. He then sputters "Bu-wha-eh... WHY... WHY my ass?!" The friendly, vibrant dragon then answers "Well.... It's really quite random where the dragon incarnate spawns. Sometimes from the cursed body, other times from the body of the one who destroys the cursed body, and other times from thin air. It's all left to the will of the one who casts the curse. Speaking of which, don't you think a bit of revenge is in order? You were sent to destroy the heart of the problems that have plagued your town, yes? Well, the dark mage who lay the curse upon me has done far worse deeds to your town than I have while in my cursed state. May I join you and assist you, so we may bring to an end the nasty, nasty man who has done all kinds of unthinkable, horrid things?" Fred, at this point, is absolutely dumbfounded. Velus stares, wagging his tail. Looks like Fred has to make a decision!
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Phil Thyp Ants
3/31/2003 2:08:54 AM
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