Can Happyman be killed?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 20024
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Yes, but it's not easy, not even with some sort of death ray. This is due to his
physical composition - Happyman is composed of trillions of microscopic, indestructable
smaller versions of himself - even if he were rent asunder by a thermonuclear explosion,
the little Happymen would begin to consume each other until the big Happyman was
reformed. A 36th level Wizard could destroy Happyman by casting a Wish spell, but even
then it would have a 66% chance of backfiring and turning the caster into a mealworm.
The only sure way to kill him is by telling him that arcane Joke that created him in the
first place - the Funniest Joke in the Universe! Alas, no one knows what it is, and
countless brave bards and stand-up comedians have died in the attempt. Who's to
say the creature will even listen to you, instead of hacking you to death with a rusty pick-ax?
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Sage Vigoro
7/1/2002 2:51:16 PM
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