Fred The Chosen One
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 19860
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Fred shook his head. He was sitting with his back against a large, conical
stone. To his left and right was a pleasing forest, with heady, naturistic
smells. But in front of him was the weirdest sight he had seen yet. A village. A mushroom village. About a hundred yards wide. Filled with two inch tall blue humans with white clothing. "The chosen one!" they cried again. "He awakens! His snoring and belching has stopped!" Hundreds of little blue guys cheered wildly. "What is going on here?" "I can explain!" cried a voice from inside a bright yellow mushroom. A tiny door opened. A blue human in red stumbled out. "Oh, my sciatica." he moaned. "Hefty, get my meds!" A well-muscled blue guy standing nearby said, "Sure, but Doc said two a day and you already took three..." "Don't give me lip, your muscle-bound galoot! My meds!" Hefty sidled away, an expression of dismay coloring his face. "Now where were we?" said the red-clothed man as he traveled up a ramp to a small dirt pile. It wasn't really walking he was doing, more of a falling in one speficic direction. "Chosen one?" Fred said. "Not so loud!" cried the elder. "Sorry." Fred whispered. "You guys think I'm a chosen one!" "Eh?" A humanoid in glasses leapt up onto the pile and whispered into the man's left ear. "Oh, yeah!" said the elder. He swung his arms up. Glasses was knocked backwards and fell head over ass down the dirt pile. "Fred, you have been Chosen by the fates to find the evil wizard Garglem and defeat him!" "Okay, anything I should know?" "He has a damn ugly cat and he smells like pee!" "The cat?" "No, Garglem!" "Okay, okay! Which way is he?"
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