Cops
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 19766
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"Cool!" Said Lots the ghost. "We're going to have some fun on this side,
buddy!" Fred finally came too. "Human meat always gives me heartburn! Babies are much more tender and gentle on the stomach, though..." A sudden bright flash in the air and a Story Cop was standing in front of the madman known as Fred. "Alright, we'll have just about enough of that, Mr. D'Honaire!""What!? Who the HELL are you, then!?" "Watch it! You've racked up enough offenses as it is in this storyline. You've crossed the line this time; eating small children? Come on, Mr. D'Honaire...""Oh, well, who you went and crowned you king while I was gone, you ugly son of a bitch! I am LORD FRED! I've got a contract, buddy! I'm a star! What are you!? You're an errand boy..." The Story Cop was growing impatient. "Listen, Fred, one more disturbance in the thread and you're out..."Fred huffed "You're gonna throw me out!? I'll call the Cops on you and you'll never get out!" "Go ahead Fred, call the Cops. You make another disturbance and I'm throwing you..." "You lay a finger on me and I'll take your damn arm off!"The Story Cop's eyes widened. "Is that a threat!?" "That's not a threat, it's a promise...""Go for it!" Urged the Cop. "Wimp." "I'm not comming for you! You come for me I'll break your neck! I'm a business man! You just want in on it! You're not a star! I'm just trying to stay consistant to the thread!"The Cop began to chuckle. "One more disturbance, Fred..." "THAT'S IT!" Fred pulled out a nokia cellphone (he had very bad taste) "Hello, yes, 911? I have an emergancy at--------, there's a psychopathic following me and trying to kill me! I'm a business man and he wants in on it and told him 'no way'! So get them Cops over here cause I'm about to kill him in three seconds if he doesn't leave!""You're the craziest s.o.b. I've ever met. You have the right to remain silent..." The Cop pulled out a pair of handcuffs and advanced towards Fred.
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