Holy Cow, do we Need a Doctor!

I can't beleive I have this duty...I mean...GAWD! I have nails to take care of and handling filthy phasers is awful! Grunt work if there ever was!

Red Shirt #3

Golly but that tall one looks good! No, stop that... won't do, just won't do. Gotta concentrate... I know, think about wrestling, yeah... and water... no, dirt...wait a minute mud... yeah, oh wait... mud wrestling... yeah and with that tall-- oh crap! stop that!

the telepathic unimpaired Woman from the 9th Dimension (who just happens to look like a fly on the wall)

What the HELL is going on here!!! This is crazy! I can't even understand half of what these brainwashed broads are thinking! Why does that one keep thinking about some man called Shatner and what is a "simple seeming" for crying out loud? Why does the other one keep thinking about nacelles, pigs, brigs and dessert? And why does the one who looks like a female think like a male and use elipses all the time???

1. who knows what can come of this!?!?

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