Amalgamated Bacon

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 19493

A sexy lady, with barely-there red and white and green clothing, the color of Allaria, walks into view. She is holding a large sword, something green with lots of spiky bits and over one shoulder is a chunk of wood crawling with mold and camels. She falls over, three times in a row, then manages to get to one knee.
"BUY!"
She falls over twice more, then flings the pointy thing at the viewers. The camels burst into flame and the sword turns into a red tomcat named Freckles The Bunny Lover, though it is not clear how anyone knows the cat's name. The woman is still sprawled on the floor. It is obvious copious amounts of spirit gum are keeping her modesty intact.
 "BUY OUR BACON OR WE WILL KILL A LOT OF THINGS, SOME CUTE!"
A banner drops from above. A light source allows the viewer to see the text from the other side, praising Amalgamated Bacon. There is a hideous amount of spelling errors and quite a few uneeded foul words. The cat urinates on the banner, somehow, from it's position six feet below.

  1. Now, back to the story, where Fred is eating penguin pate and punching a midget or something...
  2. Now for another word from another sponsor, Associated Chicken Parts and Wheel Makers.
  3. Fred is stunned into speechlessness by the ad. His part is taken over by a fourteen year old intern with sexual identity problems and a crush on Minerva Mongoose, a character who lives only in his mind.

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