Of Knights and Poop
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 19489
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Sadly, he dies of the fumes. But not until ten years later. Ten years later... Fred dies.Meanwhile, back in the here and now... Fred floats there in the cool water, along with several large turds the dragon had forgot to flush bobbing merrily beside him. Wait a minute! Is that a human head he sees protruding from one of the vile lumps of excrement!?Fred rubs his eyes. “Sir Bragsalot, is that you!?” The head nods slowly and lets out an unanimated sigh. “Hey there, Fred. Long time no see,” he says drably.“Why, it’s been ages since last we met!” Fred reels. “Everyone in the kingdom thought you were dead! The king even threw a huge party...er, I mean....um, solemn ceremony....to celebrate....or, I mean, commemorate your passing.” Sir Bragsalot rolls his eyes. “Well, I’m still here. Spent the better part of a year in the dragon’s digestive system. Made a few friends up there. Then he pooped me out. So here I am.”Fred frowns. This is hardly the garrulous Sir Bragsalot of which he was so intimately familiar. The man who could go for hours upon hours boasting of past exploits and future adventures. The man who always had too little to say with too many words. The man who had been one of his fiercest competitors in the jousting fields. “I say, are you quite alright?” he asks him. “Gee, I’m stuck in a giant piece of shit,” the man scowls. “What do you think!?” Fred gulps uneasily. “Uh...sorry. It’s just that...”“Just that what!? Are youstuck in a giant piece of shit!? No!? Then shut up!” “Come now, Sir Bragsalot, this is no time to bemoan our plight,” Fred insists. “There’s a dragon to slay! Perhaps the two of us could team up for once! Think of what a formidable pair we’d make! Why, with my skill and cunning and your...windy arrogance...we’d be unstoppable!”Sir Bragsslot mulls over the offer and...
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