Happyman Kills! Part 1

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 19390

Frederika's loins throbbed with desire for eric. Whether it was his handsome features, his muscular body, his sexy voice, or his unique way of spelling, she knew she had to have him right now.

"wuld yuo liek to have secs" axed eric

"YES YES YES OH YES!" screamed Frederika. All thoughts of her quest gone from her mind, she tore off her clothing and leaped onto eric. Suddenly, something came out of her mouth. It was a blob of protoplasm that solidified into a stick-figure man with a happy face for a head. [20020] He looked at eric and drooled. "MMMM, there's nothing like the yummy taste of self-insert in the morning!" He leaped at the terrified eric and devoured him with one gulp. Faced with this monstrous embodiment of evil and chaos, Frederika fainted.

Happyman smiled evilly. Actually, he was always smiling, but he smiled extra wide this time. He had been sent here to kill one of those "Authors" who had inserted himself into the story. Since he had reality-distorting abilities and was (technically, anyway) on the side of Good, he might shift the balance in the Shadow War, and had to be killed. [24895,27362] He couldn't destroy this universe, sadly, because the Evil Office didn't want to attract attention to iself. Nevertheless, he had a few other missions to carry out before this day was over.

  1. Happyman eats another hole in reality and travels off to yet another world...
  2. Frederika wakes up, assuming what had happened was just a dream, unaware of the subtle change to her reality caused by Happyman's 'visit'...

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Knight Random (no personal offense to eric--however bad his episode may have been--but if you insert yourself into the story, you have to live with the consequences. }:-) )

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