No Laughing Matter

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 17957

Fred, along with everyone else in the room, was so helpless with laughter that he could do nothing to intervene. Astra herself was laughing as much as anyone, and so was unable to resist as first a blindfold was put over her eyes and then she was half dragged and half carried out. It was ten minutes before the guards had stopped laughing, and by that time the Queen and her abductors had vanished without trace. "They must have used powerful magic to make everyone laugh so," someone muttered. "Nothing is that funny."


Some time later, Astra's blindfold was removed. She found herself in a dimly-lit room. Her captors stood all around. She was facing a great, intricately carved, wooden chair - almost a throne. On it sat a man just as dirty and unclad as the rest, although he appeared to be considerably younger. Like them, he looked as though it was many years since he had cut, or even combed, his hair. "I am Josh, Lord of Misrule," he said.

  1. "Your abduction should ensure war between Allaria and Aqualaria, which was my purpose."
  2. "You are to lead our warriors into battle. Take your clothes off. I have your sword here." He held out a sword just as rusty as the rest.
  3. "You seem weighed down by your responsibilities. Run away, become a clown and join the circus, and have some fun!"
  4. "You are to be my bride."
  5. "You're much too clean, and your hair is too tidy."

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JH (who'd intended to write something rather sillier, but got side-tracked by some more serious ideas)

12/5/2001 12:55:18 PM

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