Master Happy

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 17879

Inevitably, Master Happy takes over all the duties and Fred willingly becomes an irrelevant figurehead. He embezzles eighty-four million dollars and moves to a small island country with no extradition treaty. Nobody at NEQ really notices because (A) the accountant is Josh Burbank and (B) the website brings in two hundred million a week. It's really the fourth largest economy in existence and several countries force their armed forces to participate as 'insurance'.
Anywho...

  1. life goes on.
  2. Fred is arrested by several clueless bounty hunters.
  3. even the fourth largest economy in the world can be ruined by Josh Burbank.
  4. Master Happy reveals a stunning personality flaw; namely unthinking hatred for anyone undred the age of five. He doesn't -do- anything about it, he just hates them, safely and irrationally.
  5. Reaibn runs into the NEQ lobby, screams 'ZAPPO!' and in a flash of green light, all the chairs, seventeen of them, turn into zombie cavemen.
  6. Master Happy rips off his mask to reveal the Pirate of Pirate Cove! MWA HA HA HA! Those meddling kids!
  7. Russia goes to war with the NEQ.
  8. Master Happy breaks all four limbs. Who will run the business while he recovers? WHO!? Lots42, that's who.

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