Monkey Business

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 16967

"A monkey with a stick?" said Denia disgustedly, glaring at the small primate barring their way along the narrow road. "What the hell is that all about? Thyd, whack it." Denia generally let Thyd whack things which she regarded as beneath her own Amazon warrior skills. Thyd seemed to appreciate this, claiming it was a good self-esteem builder and demonstrated latent leadership skills on Denia's part which he was always hinting she should develop more.

"Whack it? What do you mean, whack it? It's just a harmless little monkey."

"Yeah, maybe we should make friends with it," said Hal, thinking that, if he did so, perhaps he could get close to it and steal its stick, just in case it might turn out to be valuable. Come to think of it, maybe it was somebody's pet monkey, and they'd be willing to pay to get it back...

"Ow!" cried Wayland as the monkey thwacked him soundly with the stick.

  1. Wayland becomes annoyed and twists the head off the monkey.
  2. The monkey, demonstrating hitherto unsuspected martial arts abilities, proceeds to kick their collective ass.
  3. At this point, the monkey's owner shows up.

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