Now Put That In Your Little Pipe and Bite Down
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 15457
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“It’s cool,” came the One Shoggoth’s cool response to the Fourth’s
egregious confession. “I mean, you know...like, whatever. Dude. You know?
I mean. Like. Whatever. You know? I mean, you gotta do whatever your
inner-child’s leading you to do, dude. Or feminine side. Or whatever.
Wait, what were we talking about?” The Fourth blinked in stark confusion and played with his overly plump scrotum to relieve the ever- mounting tension building in his gut. It was an ancient shoggoth tradition - blinking in confusion, that is. Not the playing with his balls part. That would just be plain weird. Speaking of which... “Don’t play with yourself in my unholy presence!” the One bellowed in primordial rage. Bright orange slime and parasite-laden blood oozed out from all of it’s defiled orifices in a show of disgust. “Stop doing that, I say!”But the Fourth couldn’t stop. His hands wouldn't budge from their grip on his bulge. If anything, he squeezed even harder. The One shuddered in rage and foul emissions were emitted from it’s innumerable waste glands, reminding Fred of that time he fell into the latrine when he was a boy. Such warm memories he had of his youth... “I’ve shamed you for a second time!” the Fourth cried soulfully. “I am not worthy to even exist!” But somehow that didn’t change the sad fact he couldn’t let go of his hairy flesh bag.
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