Drunken Reindeer

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 15105

A skeletonized Lord Fred gets Santa's reindeer drunk as shit.
They puke, vomit, bite each other, have sex and sing Irish drinking songs.
Then Santa wakes up from his heroin bender and has them fly off.
They crash into the roof of the Empire State building. Santa is impaled on a cell phone tower and five of the reindeer plunge to their deaths. Donner takes out a tour bus, killing thirty-five Japanese businessmen. Cupid splatters Monica Lewinsky and Blitzen smashes flat a Yugo full of mobsters.
The continuity of the story is completely shot.

  1. Sir Toby is mad.
  2. The Story Police call in the Emergency Story Writers.
  3. The King shows up.

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