Fred and Velus speak to the gaurd

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 14199

They take a daring tack.
"Ho, orc-britches!" yells Fred. "I've come to bribe my way out!"
"Yeah!" says Velus. "We're rich and stuff! Come over here, sizzle chest, and let us out of this pit. It smells like poop!"
The hideous, hairy beast stumbles closer. "Shut up."
"Look," says Fred, leaning into the bars. "We've got lots of money. MONEY. With it you can buy women to eat and food to have relations with. It's win- win for everyone!"
"Whattya, say, humptybritches?" calls Velus. "Let us out and get rich! Rich!"

  1. The orc lets them out.
  2. The orc farts and walks away.
  3. The orc stabs Velus through the head.
  4. Their cellmate yells at them to shut up.
  5. The jail cell falls apart.

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