Fred still Mad; Lots still Glad
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 14185
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Velus tries to restore Fred's sanity, unfortunately this is blatantly
impossible as Velus wasn't even there! Fred was still mad, still in the
Bhokanair Archipelago, still on the beach near Bert's shanty where the
Dread Pirate Lots was standing and laughing and laughing and laughing.
The one-eyed sailor wiped yet another tear from his good eye, this one in bereavement for the lost Fred. Fred had failed, though he was good at making speeches he was just not good enough to beat the evil pirate Lots. Out from shore floated the Aoldotcom, it was anchored for the time being, but no one knew when Lots would leave to strike terror into the hearts and minds of anyone he wanted to. Lots burped, scratched under an arm, and farted. The other pirates said not a word even though the stench was unbearable (one-eyed Jack wiped a profusion of tears that ran down his cheeks at the awful odor). "WHOOHOO!" said Lots suddenly. "I know! I shall go forth with my entire armada (four ships really, but big ones with lots of balconies fitted for fire-tipped archery) and harrass the entire Allarian seacoast!" "But Boss," said a lowly pirate. "That coast is nothing but a thirty-mile stretch of bluffs and cliffs with only three port-towns." "So what?" responded Lots and then whispered something which sent the lowly pirate mad. "I really enjoyed sending this stupid Allarian down madness' meandering way, I want to do some more Allarians. Anyone else have any objections?" No one made a sound, not a one. Except for Fred who was currently harranging a palm tree and gabbing about the lack of honey during winter.
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