Just in the Nick of Time?

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 12903

"Now listen here!" said Andrea even as her tush expanded allowing her to let go of her trousers without having them fall down. "I am in a hurry, I am in a rush, and if you do not help me, I'll punch you into mush!"

The old man with the white beard just said, "Hey, that rhymes!"

Andrea punched him! And lo and behold, the two-headed dog was so startled as the old man crumpled to the ground that it ran off whining!! Andrea was free to taste of the lemon tree!!! So she did. She plucked a lemon, peeled its skin and took a deep bite. The juices slipped down her throat like...well...like lemon juice down a throat. Andrea could feel the biological changes come screeching to a halt. Then she heard a voice from above her.

"Hey, baby, come here often?"

She looked up and saw to her amazement a large python curled at the top of the lemon tree. It's skin was blue-grey and its eyes a deep red, yet it was its mouth that was the most alarming; it smiled like the Cheshire cat! Andrea stuffed the rest of the lemon down her throat, "mmmpphpmmmph" she said.

"I can make you like a goddess, you know," continued the snake.

"mmpphphphphphmm," answered Andrea.

"Immortal, all-knowing, small butt."

"mmphphthphthpthmmm?"

"Most women like a small tush, and you, well you've got a big one. I like the two studs on your forehead, though, they match your striated arm fuzz."

"mmphthththtthmmphmm?!!?"

"If you're interested, follow me, I've got a tree-house not far from here."

  1. Andrea doesn't like snakes and chooses to go a different route, seeking a different cure.
  2. Andrea doesn't want to live the rest of her life with yellow-and-black hair, two semi-protruding antennai and a big behind, so she follows the snake

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