The Route to the Anti-Transformation Potion
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 12841
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"Oh, yes," said the man. "If you can manage it in time."
"Whatever do you mean by that?" cried Andrea. "Well, you first have to go up the Bronze Staircase of Foolishness and make your way to the Great Hall of the Undead, which isn't that easy as it keeps changing locations. While avoiding the zombies and other unsavory creatures, you must complete the Alphabet Challenge, in which you must say the letters that come a certain number of letters before the given ones. After you complete that, say the word spelled by those letters to open the door out of that room, jump off the ledge onto the Fluffy Cushion of Reprieve, and swim across the River of Randomness, which will deposit you in a completely arbitrary place on the other side. Then you will have to find the Courtyard of the Damned and light each of the points of the pentagram to banish those demons and open a door that leads to another staircase, which unfortunately doesn't have a name yet. Once you get to the bottom, you must cross the Rope Bridge of Ricketiness, swing across the Pit of Peril, and defeat the Tin Man of Terror in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors to enter the Bathroom of Blemishes. After you clean that room to the satisfaction of the Obsidian Overseer, he will open the door into the Hallway of Doom. Taking great care to avoid the Booby Traps of Bodily Enhancement, you must solve the Water Jug Challenge at the end of the hallway by placing exactly four gallons of water on the scale. This will open the door to the room with the antidote to your metamorphosis. Unfortunately, you only have an hour from the point at which your transformation starts until you are irreversibly far along in the transformation." "How do you know so much, if you don't know anything about the world outside that door?" "Oh, it's quite simple," explained the man. "Everything I just told you about, that's on this side of the door. There's the BSF right over there." Andrea started off toward the staircase. "Wait, I forgot one more thing!" yelled the man. "Before the anti-transformation potion appears, you have to sign a waiver saying you give up all intent of searching for the Golden Dishcloth of Righteousness!" Andrea stopped cold in her tracks.
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