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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 1204

Fred doesn't have to search long, out of nowhere a man in a dusty brown suit and tie appears weilding a deadly breifcase.
"Hello there!" The man says, greeting Fred.
"Hello..."
"Allow me to introduce myself!" The man continues, cutting Fred short. "I'm Joe Goldfinger of Acme Inc.! We at Acme are dedicated to quality products at reasonable prices, and you my good man look like a fellow in need!"
"Well I..." Fred stammered.
"On a quest for a dragon? Looking for the perfect weapon to complete your adventure? Well look no further! Introducing the new and improved Acme Brand Dragon Repellent and Skin Cleanser! And let me tell you, it doesn't just repell dragons...it exterminates them!"
"I..." Fred scratched his head.
"And let be honest, my good man! I like you, you look like someone who could really use this, so I'll cut you a deal! Buy one can of this spray and I'll give you a second can FREE! That's right, no additional cost at all! Now I usually dont do this, and I can guarantee you won't find a deal like this anywhere else!"
"So..." Fred looks around, perplexed.
"But you have to act now! I'll tell ya..." Joe lowered his voice "I'll tell ya, I just met a troll who's ready to buy one right now. That's right, but I saw you and I said to myself 'Joey my boy, this man looks like an intellegent warrior who could really put this stuff to work!' And I can see that I'm right! I am right, right?"

  1. "Right!" Fred exclaimed "I'll buy one!"
  2. Fred ran for his life.

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