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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 120014

We'll keep perpetuating this "something else" gag a little bit longer. Hence, another "exciting" encore presentation of episode 2 from the long defunct Horsehockey 3:

Sara, Jasper, Scott and Josh step through the entrance and find themselves in the world's largest Sam's Club. This sumbitch is huge! Literally two miles deep and three miles wide! And five stories tall, as well.

Jasper and Josh go into sensory overload, eying all of the bulk merchandise.

"Well, what do we do now, Scott?" asks Sara.
"First we snap these two dudes out of it!" says Scott.
They do so by splashing water into Jasper and Josh's faces. "Oh! What happened?" asks a stunned Jasper.

So, what do our heroes do in this giant Sam's Club?

(Originally written: 2001-08-07 14:56:38 Central Time)

  1. They play hide and seek.
  2. Josh starts climbing up the racks and running around on the top shelf.
  3. Jasper pigs out in the food court.
  4. An all-star jam session is going on in Electronics.
  5. Scott looks around for bargains.
  6. Sara finds a large above ground pool in the Recreation section. Full, of course. She jumps in. Fully clothed, of course.
  7. Just hang, brotha.
  8. They do...something else.
  9. Josh berates Sara for not having big boobs.

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