Take Care the Road You Choose

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 119922

Fine, something else. An encore presentation of episode 2 from the long defunct Horsehockey 3:


They step through a tent and find themselves next to the typical two-lane highway cutting through wilderness. The area was heavily forested, except for two picnic areas on both sides of the road a mile to the east.

A sign reading WEST U.S. 2 is nearby.

And of course, there's a Starbucks just down the road a bit to the west.

"Well folks, here we go again," says Josh.
"I've always wondered about the appeal of two-lane highways," ruminates Josh.
"Well, where are we gonna go now?" asks Sara.
"HEY! I didn't get to say anything cool!" complains Jasper.


(Originally written: 2001-08-07 14:35:06 Central Time)

  1. They walk to Starbucks.
  2. They walk east and explore the picnic areas. Jasper also locks himself in a portable toilet while there.
  3. Josh is attacked by the U.S. 2 sign.
  4. They stand where they are at and argue about which way to go.
  5. They decide to walk north...into the forest.
  6. Ha ha ha, something else?
  7. Scott performs a public service announcement on the benefits of wearing underwear.
  8. They head vertically upwards into outer space.
  9. Jasper finally gets the opportunity to say something cool.
  10. Josh berates Sara for not having big boobs.

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