Fred Bids Farewell to the Lumpen

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 117615

As Lord Fred and the Ancient One turned to begin their five-year plan to destroy the Dragon and his wicked industries, they spat venomous words at the assembled armies.
"You disgust me!" Fred scolded the huddled masses, "What do you know of the glorious revolution? Have you even read Althussar? Have you comprehended him?"
Fred signaled to the dragon to prepare to turn dramatically and then coolly saunter out of the cavern.
"I spit on the lot of you! Lumpenproletariate scum!"
He gave the signal, and the dragon turned dramatically away from the baffled soldiers and sauntered off as coolly as he could muster.
Ironically, three of the soldiers in fact had read Althussar in their local DSA's reading club, but preferred the work of E.P. Thompson.
Now with the cavern exit in sight, the Ancient One and Fred, who was no longer a "lord" but a "comrade", picked up speed and discussed their next move.

  1. Fred says, "You know what, I can't really commit to the revolution right now, why don't you take me back to the entrance..."
  2. Fred and the Ancient One probably need to find some ancient stuff, right?
  3. Fred designs a very special surprise for the filthy capitalist dragon.
  4. The Ancient One recites a very long, and very bad poem to make the journey feel even longer.

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