The Pita Quest

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 11636

"Er...say old chap," said Ford, tapping the old man on the shoulder. It took a few moments to distract the old man from his intense conversation with a stool in the corner of the room, but once Fred had the man's full attention, or a reasonable approximation thereof, he spoke clearly and carefully.

"Excuse me sir, but can you tell me where your kitchen is?"

"Eh?" the man replied. "My kitten? I don't have a kitten."

"No," Fred quickly explained, before the man could begin sweeping the ceiling. "Your KITCHEN."

"Ah yes, kitchen...had one of those, not so long ago. Wonder where it's got to these days..." The old man gave a nostalgic smile and continued housecleaning. "Kitchens these days, they never stay put..."

Fred sighed and decided the kitchen must be...

  1. Through the door to his right.
  2. Through the trapdoor in the floor.
  3. A truly magical kitchen which really did shift locations unpredictably.
  4. A total waste of time, since he really didn't feel like pita anymore.

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