Fred Loses the Argument

Fred slumps against the wall, his body hanging limply from the chains. There's a large hole in the middle of his forehead. After arguing endlessy with the mysterious voice about the efficacy of using harshly intoned and imperative exclamations when attempting to attain one's freedom and/or acquire valuable information, the mysterious voice simply couldn't stand it anymore and so he (or perhaps I should say she?) shot and killed the belligerant and stubborn knight from Allaria.

With the Great Kingdom's mighty Dragon Slayer dead, the Dragon decides to pay a visit to the King at his capitol in Caemlyn. He wants to make it very clear to King Emry just who it is that's boss around these here parts, and he also wants to meet the D'Honaire family to find out just what kind of interbred, chromosonal challenged, loser Lord and Lady would give birth to a half-wit nincampoop of a man who would just suddenly throw himself into the grinding gears of heavy machinery.

1. Later, when King Emry is told that the Dragon is on its way...

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