You shrug. Lord Fred was a jerk, anyway. It's probably better this way.
You stroll deeper into the cave, whistling a cheerful tune and wondering
why that bear barked.
Suddenly, you feel someone tapping you on the shoulder. You turn and see an angry-looking man pointing a crossbow at your chest.
"Wh-who are you?" you babble.
"I'm Sir Lots42," the man says, "and I see that you killed Lord Fred back there."
"Y-yes, sir, sir," you say.
"I'm not too happy about that," Lots42 says. "We don't take kindly to hero-killers 'round these here parts."
"Eep!" you say.
"We normally lynch people who recklessly kill the hero of the story," Lots42 says.
You whimper in terror.
"...but that was before they passed the Never Ending Quest Regulations. Now the rules say we can only fine you."
You sigh in relief.
"But I don't follow the rules," Lots42 says with a cruel glint in his eye.
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