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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 113501

Having lost the debate to seven very overweight story cops, Ben finally apologizes and promises no further political material.

"Now, go off and have donuts and coffee!" he adds.

Absolutely no one finds this the least bit funny, or creative.

  1. This is clearly not the first time Ben's gotten into trouble here.
  2. Suddenly, two of the story cops suffer massive heart attacks.
  3. This is also clearly not the first time Ben's gotten reprimanded for his political humor.
  4. Regardless of the quality of Ben's joke, the story cops do waddle off to get their donuts and coffee.
  5. Ben immediately breaks his promise. But you already knew that he would.

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