We Live in a Dump

"Now, go off and have donuts and coffee!" he adds.

Absolutely no one finds this the least bit funny, or creative.

1. This is clearly not the first time Ben's gotten into trouble here.
2. Suddenly, two of the story cops suffer massive heart attacks.
3. This is also clearly not the first time Ben's gotten reprimanded for his political humor.
4. Regardless of the quality of Ben's joke, the story cops do waddle off to get their donuts and coffee.
5. Ben immediately breaks his promise. But you already knew that he would.

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