A.K.A. I-D-I-O-T

"No, no, it wasn't me! Somebody else did that! I was just joking around!"

The NEQ enforcers fall silent, and give Lots a strange look.

"Guys, if it were me writing those episodes, I think I would have been more imaginative than to sign them things like 'Nicky the Goth', 'Noob Gingrich', 'Heath Fartsmell', 'Alfred Smegma', 'Hammond Organism', 'Unasked Q. Estion' or 'Sparky Mctittlebaum'. You think that I'm that crazy? Okay, maybe I am during a migraine, but you guys should know me better than that!"

1. Lots barely holds onto his job for that.
2. Lots is swiftly terminated from the Never Ending Quest.
3. Something entirely else.

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