A few Petulent Dwarfs later...

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 113212

Astra literally drank Jeanette and Frank under the table, At least she would have done if they weren't been propped them up by Astra and Stacy.

"We need to get them somewhere comfortable to sleep this off," said Stacy, lifting Jeanette to her feet, Jeanette's head lolling against Stacy's cheek.

"I thought we'd just leave them in the ladies toilet or something," said Astra hoisting Frank up, his arm around Astra's shoulder.

"We can't do that," said Stacy. "Can't we get them a room or something. You've got that HotPink card right?"

"Ah yes!" said Astra smiling. "HotPink. It's better than platinum card!"

They found a sleeping pod at the Space Port. Astra swiped her card and they walked in their barely conscious charges. The room was tiny. Barely more space than the two bunks, one above the other. They laid Frank and Jeanette on the beds and looked at them snoozing. Astra pulled their priority boarding passes from their pockets along with their identity cards.

"We're going to have to pose as these two. I think that calls for a costume change."

"I'll pose as Jeanette then," said Stacy, slipping the jacket off Jeanette's sleeping form. "But that means you'll have to pretend to be Frank."

"Hey," said Astra. "Why am I the one who has to be the man?"

"Because," said Stacy casting aside her leather trenchcoat and putting her arms into the white business jacket, "because of these." She pointed towards her breasts.

"I don't know it you'd noticed," said Astra taking off her red leather jacket, "but I have boobs too."

"Yeah, I had noticed," said Stacy squeezing out of her black latex leggings. "Along with all the diners at Milliways last night. But mine are just, you know, bigger."

"Astra looked down at her own chest but didn't say anything.

"I'm the chunky one," said Stacy making air quotes, "remember?"

Astra shrugged and pulled off her silver leggings.

They got dressed in the matching white business suits and looked at Frank and Jeanette sleeping in their underwear.

"They make a nice couple," said Astra, putting an arm around Stacy.

"They sure do. And they are going to to have the mother of all hangovers tomorrow. What the hell is in a Petulent Dwarf anyway?"

"Aniseed, grape juice," said Astra, "... alcohol, obviously."

"Obviously," said Stacy. "Is that it?"

"Oh yeah, raisins."

"Raisins?"

"Oh no, not raisins," said Astra, "the other stuff. Marijauna."