In Which You Are Impolite

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 111781

The clerk seems agitated, and as he asks why you entered his store he waves his arms around for emphasis. For the first time, you realise that he has four of them. Though it risks annoying him further, your curiosity gets the better of you, and you say: "I just wanted to ask a question. Why do you have four arms?"

  1. "Because my horoscope told me that I was going to have a difficult day, and forewarned is four armed."
  2. "How rude you are!"
  3. "Because of a drug my mother took in pregnancy. Back then, they weren't aware of the possible side effects."
  4. "Why do you have four breasts?" "But I don't... Oh!"

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