Fred doesn't know much about fighting, but he does know one valuable thing: He is on a beach. A beach with sand. Lots of sand!
With the speed of sound, he reaches down to grab a handful of the tiny rocks. "They are so tiny..." - he thinks to himself - "it's almost as if they aren't rocks at all!". Then he throws them right into Freddy Krueger's ugly face. It hits Freddy right in his eyes, blinding him for a moment. Fred then follows up with an Asian kick that has the strength of a thousand grains of golden sand right into Freddy's stomach. Freddy falls to his knees in an animation Fred had witnessed thousand of times killing humanoids in the highly popular and critically acclaimed computer game World of Warcraft, initially released in 2004, which had stolen the majority of Fred's younger years, leading to a loose of all real-life social connection as well as any chance of a proper career. "That means he is dead" - Fred thought. He felt a rush of dopamine flow through his reward system as he imagined all the experience points he had collected from the encounter. "Fred vs Freddy, huh? I thought that would have been a more epic battle". He threw off his clothes to go for a victory swim in the cool water. After all, the battle had made him quite sweaty. But then, when he looked up from his unclothing process, he suddenly saw...
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