Shoop the Sheep Ruminates

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 110364

Shoop is sentient. By a miracle, he can understand the speech of all animals, including humans. But the miracles are limited to his mind. He cannot talk in any language except for Sheep.

Furthermore, most of the communication in Sheep consists variations on five phrases - "That is my patch of grass," "That is my girl," "Watch out for the wolf," "I am going to poop," and "Let's go somewhere else." Shoop decides that the next best course of action involves the use of

  1. phrase one.
  2. phrase two.
  3. phrase three.
  4. phrase four.
  5. phrase five.
  6. a shepherd's crook, a blanket, and a pitcher of water.
  7. a knife, a rope, and a tun of wine.
  8. a manger, several planks of wood, and some oats.
  9. a 1960 Buick LaSabre, a Rolodex, and a roll of Wintergreen Life Savers.

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