People Like You (Don't Like People Like Me)

Instead, Josh and Arthur are confronted by over a hundred members of a Tumblr group devoted to Scott Childers (aka Scott Chen). "Guilders for Childers" are a group of what is commonly referred to online as social justice warriors: mighty titans talking a big game while parked behind laptops and tablets, usually demanding special rights and privileges for groups they consider marginalized or minorities or demanding things that are in violation of the U.S. Constitution and basic American values.

How, or why they've taken up for Scott is a mystery.

And while Arthur is largely ignorant of this particular subgenre of internet user, Josh knows all too well about them, as his younger sister Ashley has seemingly transformed into one over the past few years. So, not surprisingly, our man Burbank is going to be the one to speak first:

1. Josh demands an explanation from the SJWs.
2. Josh picks up a trash can and throws it at the group's leaders.
3. Josh picks up Arthur and throws him at the group's leaders.
4. Josh claims he and Arthur are suppressed, underprivileged minorities and deserve special treatment.
5. Josh switches gears. He demands that Arthur dance for his amusement. Arthur refuses.

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