Furry Josh 'Versus' Ninjas
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 110001
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Furry Josh, a half-cheetah, had been handling the ice-cream cult ninjas by letting his animal instincts take over. Indeed, at this point, fully five ninjas were disabled due to deep claw wounds. However, this is Josh. Well, a Josh. So naturally something stupid happens. Four ninjas are charging down a long library aisle. Josh spins, holds up a camera made for paws and snaps a selfie with his grinning face, a glint of his predator teeth and all four ninjas artistically captured in the background. Of course a pause for a picture is enough for the attackers to catch up. The camera goes flying, already self-uploading to Facebook. Josh takes out the knees of one ninja but the other three beat him severely. Josh blacks out for seventeen hours. He awakens in a cold warehouse, owned by a front company, being treated by a lab-coat wearing veterinarian. The room is taller than it is wide, with the walls and ceiling lost in a haze of lights focused on the Josh's stretcher. The woman is kinda cute, really. Seems human but there's a lioness tail twitching out of her backside. Oh well, if some people can be half animal, some can be ten percent. Josh dully realized that he had been injected with a lot of REALLY good painkillers. He giggles, for the word 'painkillers' is somehow funny. The woman looks at him over red glasses and show brown hair. "Awake, I see." There's a faint Irish accent. "Surprised? With all the drugs...in me, I'm a little shocked I'm awake." Josh had to remind himself his paws weren't floating away. "Well, with the holes you tore in my colleagues we were lucky it was just sedatives and not something worse. I spent hours stitching them up." Josh knew he was high as balls but that was an odd way to phrase it. 'We' were lucky? Did this woman have a vested interest in keeping him alive? He could use that...if he could remember WHY he had to use that. Damned drugs.
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