What Happened To Lord Frederigo D'Honaire in Foulwater-by-the-Sewage
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 10945
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Fred could smell the village before he could see it. At the gates, the
dirty-looking guards ran in terror. "Madman Fred is upon us!" The cry went
out through all the village and soon every door and window was shut. Fred held his nose as he walked along the squishy, muddy streets of this most smelly little place. "There has to be an exorcist somewhere around here somewhere...aha!" Fred spotted a little hut off in the distance with a sign that read: Belboz's Quick Stop Magick Shoppe, specializing in exorcism, necromancy, and massages . Just what I was looking for!" Fred smiled and headed towards the hut. "I'm telling you it wont do any good." Lots replied as he circled around Fred. "Quiet, you."Fred entered the shop with Lots close behind. Inside, there was a dark room filled with candles. In the center of the room was a table and a chair, on the table there was a dead body, in the chair there was another dead body. Or so it seemed at first. "Oh well look who it is!" The man in the chair who appeared dead said upon seeing him enter. "Lord Fred the serial slaughterer! Isn't it my lucky day! What do you need, another victim?""Now listen here." Fred says sternly. "I'm looking for Belboz, I need to get rid of a ghost that has been haunting me." "Or what!?" The man says, standing up. "You'll kill me?""There will be no killing for I am not hungry...errr...I am not like that anymore...well not in the last few days...okay, hours. But nevermind that, I need to see Belboz...please!" The man spits. "Well I'm Belboz and I'm busy as you can see!" He points to the body on the table. "Besides, I wouldn't help the likes of you if you offered me all the gold in the dragon's horde. Oh, weren't you suppose to slay the dragon years and years ago? Some good job you did, the Kingdom of Allaria is a deep fried wasteland now."Fred shrugs. "Hey man, I still hadn't discovered myself, I was in no position to go battling dragons! Besides, I found killing innocents much more gratifying for me! You know? I mean, what about my needs! No one ever cares about my needs!" And at that he began to weep.
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