Guilty of Screwing Up Continuity in the First Degree!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 10940

Suddenly a Story Cop materialized in front of them. "Alright, enough of this screwing around with story continuity!" The Cop walked over to Fred, waving his billy club around, obviously trying to show off. "It's your lucky day my good fellow! For you are supposed to be Lots not Fred! Authors these days, really! Why back in my day, we paid attention to continuity or we were beaten! Flogged! Kicked in the chins! Beaten with wet noodles!"

Fred suddenly dissapeared and was replaced by Lots once more. Lots rolled around on the floor screaming in agony, covering his burned face.

"Much better!" The cop said, smirking. "It feels good to know you're making a difference. Now to go post a wanted poster of the author Ib at headquarters. What in the bloody hell is Ib anyways! Were all the good names in his village taken!? This isn't his first offense at screwing up continuity in the first degree either. That bastard has a record..." He dissapeared after turning a knob on his vest.

The Lava Man blinked, then continued where he left off with Fred...

  1. "So anyways..."

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7/6/2000 8:20:10 PM

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