They Shoot Heroin, Don't They?

"Stay in school, kids," he tells them.
"And now we know!" all children reply in unison.

Suddenly, everything is hidden by a black title card that reads "G.I. JOSH - A real American hero" while a disembodied voice loudly sings out "G.I. Jooooosh!"

As soon as the title card vanishes, one of the second graders asks "How did they do that?"

1. Roll credits.
2. A helpful backstage worker cheerfully explains to the kid just how they did that.
3. Josh stumbles off, still bleeding, while looking for a change of pants.
4. The child is gently reprimanded for breaking the fourth wall.
5. In the future, all of the second graders will have quite a story to tell to their mental health practitioners.

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