The Dread Pirate Lots at Aoldotcom

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 10893

"Arrrr, so I see yer finally awake. Well that's good, ye just walked into me shanty an' passed right out! Gave me a spook!" Bert hobbles over to where Fred is laying with his two wooden peg legs. He examines the medallion. "An Allarian, eh? And by the looks of it a mighty important one. Well, drinkin' ale is me only claim to fame! And in case you didn't catch m'name before, I'm Bert! And you, m'friend, are very far from Allaria."

Fred rubs his eyes and sits up, still in a daze. "You mean I didn't kill all those people!? And what happened to Lots!? Slaughtered seals, this cursed medallion, sticky hands, missing hands, hands wiping asses! Oh God the humanity!"

Bert backs up a little. "Woa there, matey! Now I dont know about no killing or ass wiping..."

"Where am I!?" Lord Fred interrupts.

"Yer in the Bok'hainer Archipeligo. And what association do ye have with the Dread Pirate Lots at Aoldotcom?"

"Dread Pirate Lots? Oh dear, maybe I really am loosing my mind! All I wanted to do was slay the Dragon! And what's Aoldotcom?"

"It is the name of his ship! Why, he is the most dreaded pirate in all the Tarel Ocean! Far and wide people have heard of him and his pirates!"

Just then One-eyed Jack entered the shanty, carrying a lantern. "Bad news!" He exclaimed. "I just spotted Pirate Lot's ship approaching the shore!"

  1. Fred runs out to the beach to confront Lots.
  2. Fred runs deeper into the island in a fit of madness.

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