A Drunken Knight, A Mad Bear, and A Campy Superhero
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 10709
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Fred had had a lot to drink at the kingdom pub before going on his quest.
Now, the effects of all the drink were starting to set in. "Oh, no..." he
said groggily. "Will you please tell the Earth to stop shpinning around sho
fasht?" He fell on the floor and giggled. The angry bear approached and
growled. Fred looked up. Thoroughly drunk, he thought he saw a beautiful woman standing over him. "Hey, baby," he said. "Would you like to..." "HOLD IT!" came a shout from the distance. A man rushed out of the darkness of the cave toward Fred. He was large, muscular, and wore a superhero costume with the letters "AC" emblazoned on them. "Desist this perversion!" he said. Fred giggled. "Hey, who's the guy in pajamas?" he said, and burst out laughing. The man drew himself up to his full hieght. "I am...THE AUTHORIAL CHAMPION! Faster than a speeding email! More powerful than a computer virus! Able to change the direction of perverted threads with a single episode! You will desist and come with me!" "No way, man," said Fred. "Why the hell did you have to interrupt me just when I was getting on with this hot babe?" Just then, the bear lunged at the Champion. He had been so busy with Fred that he had forgotten about the bear...
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Time Warrior (Since nobody likes backlinking, I decided I might try something a little more creative...)
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