Isn't it Quiet and Cold?

"HELP ME!!" Scott screams while running with his arms raised above his head. "WOODY ALLEN TOUCHED MY GIRLFRIEND KRISSY INAPPROPRIATELY!! SHE WAS ONLY THIRTY TWO!!"

Suddenly, Scott stops in his tracks, then as he suddenly remembers what else was bothering him, he resumed running and screaming:

"AND I REALLY HATED MANHATTAN! WHY WAS HIS LOVE INTEREST SO YOUNG?!"

1. Scott continues screaming well into the night.
2. Unfortunately for Scott, Woody Allen has a crack legal team just dying to file suit against anyone who disparages their client.
3. Thirty two, eh? Looks like his preferred age is rising!
4. Scott is also not a fan of Annie Hall, so we'll hear about that one next.

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