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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 103107

It becomes apparent to Scott, Lord Fred, ODS and Lots42 that their quest to slaughter the terrorists as they attempt to file into the room has become somewhat more difficult, namely because their team of five has just lost a member.

And then, Scott turns to his right and sees it.

"JOSH?!" he screams.

Lots, Fred and ODS all look in the direction of Josh Burbank, whose trousers and boxers are down around his ankles. He is happily swinging his midsection back and forth perilously close to the face of one of the slain terrorists. Josh's ample package slaps the bloodied cheek and nose of the corpse.

"What the hell is wrong with you, Josh?" Lots demands.
"I thought this was a scenario from Halo, man!" Josh smiles. "Gimme a break!"

  1. After several long minutes, Josh finishes teabagging the dead body.
  2. ODS whips out his gun and shoots Josh in the groin.
  3. Lord Fred walks over and aggressively starts pulling Josh's groin.
  4. The dead terrorist suddenly returns to life. Once he realizes what's happening to his face, he immediately kills himself.

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