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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 102969

Krissy rampages through the city of Manhattan Thrice while her loyal follower, Stinky Wizzleteeth, records everything. Seventy-four people fall victim to briefcase bashings before the cops, with Scott in tow, corner her and Stinky on the T-intersection of the Howard Johnson bridge. Yes, Manhattan Thrice has a T-Intersection bridge connecting it with the city of St. James and Independence. Screw geography!
Anyway, Scott, now dressed like Captain Kirk for some reason, is handed a megaphone.

  1. Encourage Krissy to give it up.
  2. Ask Krissy to shake her ass a little.
  3. Propose to Krissy.
  4. Propose to Stinky.
  5. Order the police snipers to open fire.
  6. Poll the crowd what local business makes the best pastrami on rye.
  7. Scott quickly grabs six more megaphones and creates a shockwave that shatters half the windows in the city.
  8. The Green Goober flies to the top of the H.J. bridge and throws off the girlfriend of the local hero, Pudgy Flyer. He catches her safely, because of you know, flying.
  9. Scott reads from a Stephen King novel.
  10. Bowing to the inevitable, Scott farts into the megaphone. A police rookie decks him with a left hook.

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