Kittie. A Mess Of

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 102968

Kittie's dissolving body stinks of cumin powder, mashed potatoes and tobacco. The classic smell of parody characters removing themselves from the story.
"Oh lord." Krissy says, sitting down as some guy with a portable video camera wanders off. "I think...did your stupid Horsehockey nonsense come through? I read your webpage. Was all that video-taped violence your Horsehockey?"
"No, sweetums, it was Never Ending Quest. It's a little more refined, more pleasing version of Horsehockey. There's not quite so many explosions when it comes through. Anyway. Kittie was just a badly formed version of you and now we're getting rid of her with a combination of 'breaking the fourth wall' and 'hanging a lampshade on it'."
"Ah, that nonsense. It makes my head hurt. How about we go back to your place, forget the past and make some sweet love some more."
"And the dude who was videotaping you?"
"I'll hit him with my briefcase if he returns."

  1. Things go according to plan.
  2. Things go according to Stan.
  3. Deadpool shows up.
  4. The pool repairman shows up.
  5. The fourth wall is completely destroyed.
  6. TV Tropes envelopes their lives.
  7. Roger shows up with a paintball gun; he's drunk as hell and wants Krissy back.
  8. Reaibn shows up with a Cosmic Reset Button but Scott wants to stay with Krissy.
  9. Krissy picks her butt and belches.
  10. All this time Roger has been the fat-butted alien from "American Dad".

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