The Staircase Room Safe Room Panic Button

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 102510

The panic button is a one-time-use-only device that summons Help the ever-helpful-entity.
He shows up in a flash of purple light. Here he's about twenty years old but manages to look bizarrely like a thirty a year old plumber and a fancy dressed Italian mobster. It's a thing. He's magic. Deal with it.
"What's up, girl?" Help asks, leaning against the safe room's titanium door.
"There's a crazed cop out there and she killed Josh for BEING Josh and I know Josh is a jerk but he didn't deserve that and I don't know I don't want to be shot what if she thinks being half rabbit is a crime now?"
Help smiles. "I got this."

  1. Help pulls out 'Anti-Cop' spray.
  2. Time rewinds in a blinding flash.
  3. Help pulls out a remote and floods the Staircase Room with knock-out gas.
  4. "We can make the female cop half-rabbit for eight hours."
  5. "We'll make you full human!" "Hell no, you lunatic!"
  6. Help is out of ideas. Uh oh.
  7. The policewoman rips open the door and punches at Help. She misses by a centimeter.
  8. Help calls the policewoman on her cellphone and begins negotiations. He offers waffles.
  9. The internet, at that very moments, gains sentience. Mild chaos erupts worldwide.
  10. Help and Furry Sara get distracted and start talking about how cool paddleboats are.

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